That's right... SPAM sucks! I don't mean that tasty luncheon meat (although opinions may vary). What I'm talking about is that crap that clogs everyone's e-mail. You've seen this sh*t. The "Make Money Fast" schemes, the "invest NOW!!!" letters.

If you want your Internet account canceled fast, just send along your "get rich quick schemes". Don't worry about sending it with your correct return address (as if you would). I'll track you down and see to it that your ISP is informed of what kind of an a**hole you are.

BTW, if you really want to get rich quick, stop sending me your SPAM and get a real job!

P.S. If you're a spammer I hope that your car is being repossessed while you're reading this,